hey, Trumpty-Dumpty …

hey, Trumpty-Dumpty . . .
best mind your thin orange shell
big fall is coming

[one hand clapping]

[one hand clapping]

Trump-a-doodle-doo

Trump-a-doodle-doo
crowing like a little cock
Trump-a-doodle-dont

louder and bigger

louder and bigger
look at all my shiny toys
Small Penis Syndrome

orange hair helmet

orange hair helmet
styling is beyond absurd
who is Trumps barber?

barking and biting

barking and biting
ofttimes frothing at the hair
thats one sick puppy

Dunkin’ Donuts hues

Dunkin Donuts hues
we do not run on Donald
time for some dumpin

forlorn Trumpunzel

forlorn Trumpunzel
trapped in comb-over castle
set tiny mind free

pink man wants White House

pink man wants White House
scrambling to sop up dark words
lipstick on a pig

medieval scheming

medieval scheming
please build a wall around him
Canada will help

double-chin quivers

double-chin quivers
as he backtracks and flip-flops
where is his forehead?

the humble hair-ku

the humble hair-ku
pithy; sophisticated
unlike its subject

Obama and Trump

Obama and Trump
cool blue yin and hot pink yang
water conquers flame

brash yet insecure

brash yet insecure
quivering mass of ego
tiny brain is sick

bull in China shop

bull in China shop
shattering the G.O.P.
plant by Democrats?

short stubby fingers

short stubby fingers
controlled by short stubby brain
with short stubby thoughts

this is not a joke

this is not a joke!
time to fire the loser!
Trump must not triumph!

tabby cat on head

tabby cat on head
looking for a litterbox?
it might have found one

[the sound of crickets]

[the sound of crickets]

wooden hand gestures

wooden hand gestures
noggin stuffed with cellulose
Trump is a blockhead

mocks the disabled

mocks the disabled
the King of Poor Decisions
beyond the Palin

where are his taxes?

where are his taxes?
shady doings under wraps?
un-real estate deals?

cascade of small words

cascade of small words
repeating small ideas
trés redumbdant

he needs a nickname

he needs a nickname
aptly cruel and childish
Dim Donnie, perhaps?

little Donnie T.

little Donnie T.
took his belly for a walk
left his brain at home

here, Donnie, Donnie

here, Donnie, Donnie
time for diplomacy class
. . . you ate your homework?

Trump is on Twitter

Trump is on Twitter
tweets with reckless abandon
perfect for birdbrain

misogynistic

misogynistic
and oh so narcissistic
loves only Donald

wee Trumpelstiltskin

wee Trumpelstiltskin
spinning tale after tall tale
pants and hair afire

clever, principled

clever, principled
giving, mature, humble, kind
. . . meet the anti-Trump

sick with Trumpitis

sick with Trumpitis
we need a trumpectomy
should be quarantined

[nobody home]

[nobody home]

head full o’ nothin’

head full o nothin
well, maybe not all empty
hate rattling around

money begets more

money begets more
no fortune without Daddy
gag on silver spoon

his belly is big

his belly is big
but atrophied brain teeny
what else is too small?

little Donnie T.

little Donnie T.
little thoughts from little mind
silly little man

awkward hand motions

awkward hand motions
flail while spewing ignorance
small-minded bully

pink sow | orange cow

pink sow  | orange cow
bellows like a big bovine
how bout some Trump roast?

‘from her wherever’?

. . . from her wherever ?
calls bathroom break disgusting?
bloody imbecile

infidelities

infidelities
peccadilloes in closet
time to shine a light

human parody

human parody
comical yet pitiful
neckties are too long

[runnin’ on empty]

[runnin on empty]

Herr Trump or Hair Trump

Herr Trump or Hair Trump
or is it Herr Donald Drumpf?
bad hair on bad man

small hands | guppy lips

small hands  | guppy lips
hand gestures of a monkey
what is this strange beast?

behold the pink one

behold the pink one
his presence is insulting
this is serious!

we will not be Trumped

we will not be Trumped
the time has come to get real
dump dumpy Donald!

sumo body mass

sumo body mass
might look better with man bun
has sushi for brains

naughty little boy

naughty little boy
in bloated big boy body
could use a timeout

[black hole]

[black hole]

dense and dishonest

dense and dishonest
greedy, self-absorbed, boorish
. . . Hair Trumps better points

Donnie is a brat

Donnie is a brat
as spoiled as last months milk
strong women scare him

hair beyond absurd

hair beyond absurd
with Boehner-esque spray-on tan
is this guy for real?

failed ventures abound

failed ventures abound
mister chapter 11
morally bankrupt

10-year-old bully

10-year-old bully
trapped in fat, aging body
this is a joke, right?

Americans beware

Americans beware
orangutan on the loose
wearing dumpy suit

always gets his way

always gets his way
overstuffed by Daddykins
not this time, Trumpy

orange and pink clown

orange and pink clown
cant take him seriously
scary, not funny

odd orange | sickly pink

odd orange  | sickly pink
like Dunkin
Donuts logo
donuts taste better

covered in his filth

covered in his filth
all ignorance, all the time
I need a shower

trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP

trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP
media spew every word
needs to be unplugged

oozing ignorance

oozing ignorance
sad excuse for a human
platform built on air

[one lonely little brain cell]

[one lonely little brain cell]

hands and lips flapping

hands and lips flapping
brash orange orangutan
sadly devolved beast

fat head, tiny brain

fat head, tiny brain
empty words from empty mind
his hairs on fire!

orange and pink greed

orange and pink greed
cloaked in insecurity
not presidential

name-calling tantrum

name-calling tantrum
vet press conference travesty
pseudo-hair aflame

dark id run amok

dark id run amok
orange and black emotions
so idiotic

at home in the mud

at home in the mud
coarse, bloated, reeking of waste
soon to be bacon

loud orange windbag

loud orange windbag
empty-headed and thin-skinned
nothing but hot air

Trump dump bump lump chump

Trump dump bump lump chump
dump that pink lump of a chump
so, whats in a name?

pink face, white-hot words

pink face, white-hot words
stirring a bubbling cauldron
someone will get burned

[out to lunch]

[out to lunch]

large orange planet

large orange planet
gravity attracts flotsam
very lost in space

Trumpity-trump-trump

Trumpity-trump-trump
kisses white underbelly
hey, a votes a vote

Donald of Orange

Donald of Orange
seek out royal food taster
mishegas afoot

orange hair, pink face

orange hair, pink face
spewing forth tiny black words
we need a rainbow

orange roadkill head

orange roadkill head
tiny words from tiny brain
roadkill is very dead

fleshy pink balloon

fleshy pink balloon
bursting with bitter hot air
will we see him pop?

behold Trumpkinhead

behold Trumpkinhead
spectre of hatred and fear
Trumpkin pie? No, thanks.

butterscotch on head

butterscotch on head
gooey mess inside and out
empty calories

orange tsunami

orange tsunami
drowns us in ignorant waves
tide will soon recede

orange on outside

orange on outside
with shriveled soul black as pitch
do not be deceived

love, love, and more love

love, love, and more love
so deep, powerful, boundless
only for himself

orange pufferfish

orange pufferfish
blowing bubbles of darkness
who has a speargun?

he is very pink

he is very pink
quite inflamed; oh so puffy
allergic to truth?