hey, Trumpty-Dumpty . . .
best mind your thin orange shell
big fall is coming

Trump-a-doodle-doo
crowing like a little cock
Trump-a-doodle-don‘t

louder and bigger
look at all my shiny toys
Small Penis Syndrome

orange hair helmet
styling is beyond absurd
who is Trump’s barber?

barking and biting
ofttimes frothing at the hair
that‘s one sick puppy

Dunkin‘ Donuts hues
we do not run on Donald
time for some dumpin‘

forlorn Trumpunzel
trapped in comb-over castle
set tiny mind free

pink man wants White House
scrambling to sop up dark words
lipstick on a pig

medieval scheming
please build a wall around him
Canada will help

double-chin quivers
as he backtracks and flip-flops
where is his forehead?

the humble hair-ku
pithy; sophisticated
unlike its subject

Obama and Trump
cool blue yin and hot pink yang
water conquers flame

brash yet insecure
quivering mass of ego
tiny brain is sick

bull in China shop
shattering the G.O.P.
plant by Democrats?

short stubby fingers
controlled by short stubby brain
with short stubby thoughts

this is not a joke!
time to fire the loser!
Trump must not triumph!

tabby cat on head
looking for a litterbox?
it might have found one

wooden hand gestures
noggin stuffed with cellulose
Trump is a blockhead

mocks the disabled
the King of Poor Decisions
beyond the Palin

where are his taxes?
shady doings under wraps?
un-real estate deals?

cascade of small words
repeating small ideas
trés redumbdant

he needs a nickname
aptly cruel and childish
Dim Donnie, perhaps?

little Donnie T.
took his belly for a walk
left his brain at home

here, Donnie, Donnie
time for diplomacy class
. . . you ate your homework?

Trump is on Twitter
tweets with reckless abandon
perfect for birdbrain

misogynistic
and oh so narcissistic
loves only Donald

wee Trumpelstiltskin
spinning tale after tall tale
pants and hair afire

clever, principled
giving, mature, humble, kind
. . . meet the anti-Trump

sick with Trumpitis
we need a trumpectomy
should be quarantined

head full o‘ nothin‘
well, maybe not all empty
hate rattling around

money begets more
no fortune without Daddy
gag on silver spoon

his belly is big
but atrophied brain teeny
what else is too small?

little Donnie T.
little thoughts from little mind
silly little man

awkward hand motions
flail while spewing ignorance
small-minded bully

pink sow  | orange cow
bellows like a big bovine
how ‘bout some Trump roast?

‘. . . from her wherever ‘?
calls bathroom break ‘disgusting‘?
bloody imbecile

infidelities
peccadilloes in closet
time to shine a light

human parody
comical yet pitiful
neckties are too long

Herr Trump or Hair Trump
or is it Herr Donald Drumpf?
bad hair on bad man

small hands  | guppy lips
hand gestures of a monkey
what is this strange beast?

behold the pink one
his presence is insulting
this is serious!

we will not be Trumped
the time has come to get real
dump dumpy Donald!

sumo body mass
might look better with man bun
has sushi for brains

naughty little boy
in bloated big boy body
could use a timeout

dense and dishonest
greedy, self-absorbed, boorish
. . . Hair Trump‘s better points

Donnie is a brat
as spoiled as last month‘s milk
strong women scare him

hair beyond absurd
with Boehner-esque spray-on tan
is this guy for real?

failed ventures abound
mister chapter 11
morally bankrupt

10-year-old bully
trapped in fat, aging body
this is a joke, right?

Americans beware
orangutan on the loose
wearing dumpy suit

always gets his way
overstuffed by Daddykins
not this time, Trumpy

orange and pink clown
can‘t take him seriously
scary, not funny

odd orange  | sickly pink
like Dunkin‘ Donuts logo
donuts taste better

covered in his filth
all ignorance, all the time
I need a shower

trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP
media spew every word
needs to be unplugged

oozing ignorance
sad excuse for a human
platform built on air

hands and lips flapping
brash orange orangutan
sadly devolved beast

fat head, tiny brain
empty words from empty mind
his hair‘s on fire!

orange and pink greed
cloaked in insecurity
not presidential

name-calling tantrum
vet press conference travesty
pseudo-hair aflame

dark id run amok
orange and black emotions
so idiotic

at home in the mud
coarse, bloated, reeking of waste
soon to be bacon

loud orange windbag
empty-headed and thin-skinned
nothing but hot air

Trump dump bump lump chump
dump that pink lump of a chump
so, what‘s in a name?

pink face, white-hot words
stirring a bubbling cauldron
someone will get burned

large orange planet
gravity attracts flotsam
very lost in space

Trumpity-trump-trump
kisses white underbelly
hey, a vote‘s a vote

Donald of Orange
seek out royal food taster
mishegas afoot

orange hair, pink face
spewing forth tiny black words
we need a rainbow

orange roadkill head
tiny words from tiny brain
roadkill is very dead

fleshy pink balloon
bursting with bitter hot air
will we see him pop?

behold Trumpkinhead
spectre of hatred and fear
Trumpkin pie? No, thanks.

butterscotch on head
gooey mess inside and out
empty calories

orange tsunami
drowns us in ignorant waves
tide will soon recede

orange on outside
with shriveled soul black as pitch
do not be deceived

love, love, and more love
so deep, powerful, boundless
only for himself

orange pufferfish
blowing bubbles of darkness
who has a speargun?

he is very pink
quite inflamed; oh so puffy
allergic to truth?