hey, Trumpty-Dumpty . . .
best mind your thin orange shell
big fall is coming
Monthly Archives: May 2016
[one hand clapping]
Trump-a-doodle-doo
Trump-a-doodle-doo
crowing like a little cock
Trump-a-doodle-don‘t
louder and bigger
louder and bigger
look at all my shiny toys
Small Penis Syndrome
orange hair helmet
orange hair helmet
styling is beyond absurd
who is Trump’s barber?
barking and biting
barking and biting
ofttimes frothing at the hair
that‘s one sick puppy
Dunkin’ Donuts hues
Dunkin‘ Donuts hues
we do not run on Donald
time for some dumpin‘
forlorn Trumpunzel
forlorn Trumpunzel
trapped in comb-over castle
set tiny mind free
pink man wants White House
pink man wants White House
scrambling to sop up dark words
lipstick on a pig
medieval scheming
medieval scheming
please build a wall around him
Canada will help
double-chin quivers
double-chin quivers
as he backtracks and flip-flops
where is his forehead?
the humble hair-ku
the humble hair-ku
pithy; sophisticated
unlike its subject
Obama and Trump
Obama and Trump
cool blue yin and hot pink yang
water conquers flame
brash yet insecure
brash yet insecure
quivering mass of ego
tiny brain is sick
bull in China shop
bull in China shop
shattering the G.O.P.
plant by Democrats?
short stubby fingers
short stubby fingers
controlled by short stubby brain
with short stubby thoughts
this is not a joke
this is not a joke!
time to fire the loser!
Trump must not triumph!
tabby cat on head
tabby cat on head
looking for a litterbox?
it might have found one
[the sound of crickets]
[the sound of crickets]
wooden hand gestures
wooden hand gestures
noggin stuffed with cellulose
Trump is a blockhead
mocks the disabled
mocks the disabled
the King of Poor Decisions
beyond the Palin
where are his taxes?
where are his taxes?
shady doings under wraps?
un-real estate deals?
cascade of small words
cascade of small words
repeating small ideas
trés redumbdant
he needs a nickname
he needs a nickname
aptly cruel and childish
Dim Donnie, perhaps?
little Donnie T.
little Donnie T.
took his belly for a walk
left his brain at home
here, Donnie, Donnie
here, Donnie, Donnie
time for diplomacy class
. . . you ate your homework?
Trump is on Twitter
Trump is on Twitter
tweets with reckless abandon
perfect for birdbrain
misogynistic
misogynistic
and oh so narcissistic
loves only Donald
wee Trumpelstiltskin
wee Trumpelstiltskin
spinning tale after tall tale
pants and hair afire
clever, principled
clever, principled
giving, mature, humble, kind
. . . meet the anti-Trump
sick with Trumpitis
sick with Trumpitis
we need a trumpectomy
should be quarantined
[nobody home]
[nobody home]
head full o’ nothin’
head full o‘ nothin‘
well, maybe not all empty
hate rattling around
money begets more
money begets more
no fortune without Daddy
gag on silver spoon
his belly is big
his belly is big
but atrophied brain teeny
what else is too small?
little Donnie T.
little Donnie T.
little thoughts from little mind
silly little man
awkward hand motions
awkward hand motions
flail while spewing ignorance
small-minded bully
pink sow | orange cow
pink sow | orange cow
bellows like a big bovine
how ‘bout some Trump roast?
‘from her wherever’?
‘. . . from her wherever ‘?
calls bathroom break ‘disgusting‘?
bloody imbecile
infidelities
infidelities
peccadilloes in closet
time to shine a light
human parody
human parody
comical yet pitiful
neckties are too long
[runnin’ on empty]
[runnin‘ on empty]
Herr Trump or Hair Trump
Herr Trump or Hair Trump
or is it Herr Donald Drumpf?
bad hair on bad man
small hands | guppy lips
small hands | guppy lips
hand gestures of a monkey
what is this strange beast?
behold the pink one
behold the pink one
his presence is insulting
this is serious!
we will not be Trumped
we will not be Trumped
the time has come to get real
dump dumpy Donald!
sumo body mass
sumo body mass
might look better with man bun
has sushi for brains
naughty little boy
naughty little boy
in bloated big boy body
could use a timeout
[black hole]
[black hole]
dense and dishonest
dense and dishonest
greedy, self-absorbed, boorish
. . . Hair Trump‘s better points
Donnie is a brat
Donnie is a brat
as spoiled as last month‘s milk
strong women scare him
hair beyond absurd
hair beyond absurd
with Boehner-esque spray-on tan
is this guy for real?
failed ventures abound
failed ventures abound
mister chapter 11
morally bankrupt
10-year-old bully
10-year-old bully
trapped in fat, aging body
this is a joke, right?
Americans beware
Americans beware
orangutan on the loose
wearing dumpy suit
always gets his way
always gets his way
overstuffed by Daddykins
not this time, Trumpy
orange and pink clown
orange and pink clown
can‘t take him seriously
scary, not funny
odd orange | sickly pink
odd orange | sickly pink
like Dunkin‘ Donuts logo
donuts taste better
covered in his filth
covered in his filth
all ignorance, all the time
I need a shower
trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP
trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP
media spew every word
needs to be unplugged
oozing ignorance
oozing ignorance
sad excuse for a human
platform built on air
[one lonely little brain cell]
[one lonely little brain cell]
hands and lips flapping
hands and lips flapping
brash orange orangutan
sadly devolved beast
fat head, tiny brain
fat head, tiny brain
empty words from empty mind
his hair‘s on fire!
orange and pink greed
orange and pink greed
cloaked in insecurity
not presidential
name-calling tantrum
name-calling tantrum
vet press conference travesty
pseudo-hair aflame
dark id run amok
dark id run amok
orange and black emotions
so idiotic
at home in the mud
at home in the mud
coarse, bloated, reeking of waste
soon to be bacon
loud orange windbag
loud orange windbag
empty-headed and thin-skinned
nothing but hot air
Trump dump bump lump chump
Trump dump bump lump chump
dump that pink lump of a chump
so, what‘s in a name?
pink face, white-hot words
pink face, white-hot words
stirring a bubbling cauldron
someone will get burned
[out to lunch]
[out to lunch]
large orange planet
large orange planet
gravity attracts flotsam
very lost in space
Trumpity-trump-trump
Trumpity-trump-trump
kisses white underbelly
hey, a vote‘s a vote
Donald of Orange
Donald of Orange
seek out royal food taster
mishegas afoot
orange hair, pink face
orange hair, pink face
spewing forth tiny black words
we need a rainbow
orange roadkill head
orange roadkill head
tiny words from tiny brain
roadkill is very dead
fleshy pink balloon
fleshy pink balloon
bursting with bitter hot air
will we see him pop?
behold Trumpkinhead
behold Trumpkinhead
spectre of hatred and fear
Trumpkin pie? No, thanks.
butterscotch on head
butterscotch on head
gooey mess inside and out
empty calories
orange tsunami
orange tsunami
drowns us in ignorant waves
tide will soon recede
orange on outside
orange on outside
with shriveled soul black as pitch
do not be deceived
love, love, and more love
love, love, and more love
so deep, powerful, boundless
only for himself
orange pufferfish
orange pufferfish
blowing bubbles of darkness
who has a speargun?
he is very pink
he is very pink
quite inflamed; oh so puffy
allergic to truth?
[one hand clapping]