conned at convention
lipstick on large orange pig
clueless red sheeple

ugly orange toad
belching wart-covered nonsense
doomed by climate change

trumptrumptrumptrumptrump
loud drumbeat of ignorance
trumptrumptrumptrumptrump

beware the TrumPence
two-headed, two pea-brained beast
brash blast from the past

bellowing T-rump
feasts on fear and ignorance
shallow, thin-skinned beast