empty calories

empty calories
McD.s golden combover
serves mental junk food

from across the pond

across ye olde pond,
for Brits, to trump is to fart
bloody perfect, mate!

flipping and flopping

flipping and flopping
orange fish out of water
his words are slimy

sad little Donnie

sad little Donnie
arrested development
sad little human

awkward acceptance

awkward acceptance
purple heart so undeserved
his own heart is black