Category Archives: Hairku

cracked moral compass

cracked moral compass
fraternizes with darkness
clueless and soulless

toad hops across pond

toad hops across pond
spewing venom and insults
beyond cringeworthy

walking blob of greed

walking blob of greed
spoiled brat in old body
soul-sucking black hole

orange toad in pot

orange toad in pot
water temp slowly rising
clueless, he boils

loud orange anger

loud orange anger
center of known universe
in his tiny mind

oh, tsunami hair

oh, tsunami hair
whither art thou gray matter
did it wash away?

lost moral compass

lost moral compass
another fat Trump toady
time to disbar Barr

storm clouds gathering

storm clouds gathering
darkness will consume darkness
winter is coming

orange man-baby

orange man-baby
spits in the face of science
Mother Earth sheds tear

summit in Hanoi

summit in Hanoi
bad-hair sumo wrestling match
toddlers with power

hostages released

hostages released
clueless orange toddler wails
no wall, just a cave

in search of red threat

in search of red threat
Mueller wades through slimy swamp
… leaves no Stone unturned

fat orange toad blinks

fat orange toad blinks
no invite to Nancys House
yuge shutdown smackdown

King Lear, King Liar

King Lear, King Liar
raging against swirling storm
walls are closing in

lies, lies, lies, lies, lies

lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
… Mueller lies in wait

useful idiot

useful idiot
Putins boot-licking poodle
useless imbecile

orange sock puppet

orange sock puppet
shrewd, smug puppeteer Putin
truly cringeworthy

‘Fake news!’ ‘Fake news, folks!’

Fake news! Fake news, folks!
says the fake pink president
with pants afire

Herr Drumpf bloviates

Herr Drumpf bloviates
Team Mueller overturns stones
… silent, deadly stealth

Iran deal meltdown

Iran deal meltdown
foul orange toad strikes again
Not. My. President.