loud orange loser
the multitudes have spoken
two sweet words: BYE, DON!
Category Archives: Hairku
COVID is risen!
COVID is risen!
where is the toilet paper?
deeply odd Easter
orange toad ribbits
orange toad ribbits
surrounds himself with toadies
time to disbar Barr
cracked moral compass
cracked moral compass
fraternizes with darkness
clueless and soulless
toad hops across pond
toad hops across pond
spewing venom and insults
beyond cringeworthy
walking blob of greed
walking blob of greed
spoiled brat in old body
soul-sucking black hole
orange toad in pot
orange toad in pot
water temp slowly rising
clueless, he boils
loud orange anger
loud orange anger
center of known universe
in his tiny mind
oh, tsunami hair
oh, tsunami hair
whither art thou gray matter
did it wash away?
storm clouds gathering
storm clouds gathering
darkness will consume darkness
winter is coming
orange man-baby
orange man-baby
spits in the face of science
Mother Earth sheds tear
summit in Hanoi
summit in Hanoi
bad-hair sumo wrestling match
toddlers with power
hostages released
hostages released
clueless orange toddler wails
no wall, just a cave
in search of red threat
in search of red threat
Mueller wades through slimy swamp
… leaves no Stone unturned
fat orange toad blinks
fat orange toad blinks
no invite to Nancy‘s House
yuge shutdown smackdown
King Lear, King Liar
King Lear, King Liar
raging against swirling storm
walls are closing in
lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies, lies
… Mueller lies in wait
useful idiot
useful idiot
Putin‘s boot-licking poodle
useless imbecile
orange sock puppet
orange sock puppet
shrewd, smug puppeteer Putin
truly cringeworthy
‘Fake news!’ ‘Fake news, folks!’
‘Fake news!‘ ‘Fake news, folks!‘
says the fake pink president
with pants afire
Herr Drumpf bloviates
Herr Drumpf bloviates
Team Mueller overturns stones
… silent, deadly stealth
Iran deal meltdown
Iran deal meltdown
foul orange toad strikes again
Not. My. President.
cluelessness abounds
cluelessness abounds
look up ‘kakistrocracy‘
we‘re in deep caca
lost moral compass
lost moral compass
another fat Trump toady
time to disbar Barr
Dotard and Dowd-tard
Dotard and Dowd-tard
an ignominious pair
Mueller mulls options
Donald on defense
Donald on defense
Stormy won‘t gag easily
Ivanka not pleased
he shall overcomb
he shall overcomb
America will survive
we shall overcome!
pot starts to boil
pot on the boil
clueless orange toad alone
now he has no ‘Hope‘
lots more guns at school!
lots more guns at school!
guns to kill the bad people!
man-baby ravings
white trash in White House
white trash in White House
racism and selfishness
life in a shithole
Mother Earth is ill
Mother Earth is ill
severe case of Trumpitis
will she recover?
Trump is a disease
Trump is a disease
foul, malignant orange growth
paging Dr. Bob!
no heart, brain, courage
no heart, brain, courage
in need of large green wizard
off to Oz with him!
Donald the Dotard
Donald the Dotard
flails, name-calls, lies, goads, splutters
wants World War III?
Himmicane Donald
Himmicane Donald
careening out of control
mindless | dangerous
Trumped by a con man
Trumped by a con man
sucker born every minute
we‘ve been sucker-punched
S. S. Trump sinking
S. S. Trump sinking
weighed down by lies and hubris
rats abandon ship
absurd hair duo
absurd hair duo
children with dangerous toys
the world shudders
loud saber-rattling
loud saber-rattling
Kim Jong-un and Donnie Trump
big baby rattles
Putin, Kim, and Trump
Putin, Kim, and Trump
bluster belies weak egos
threee teeny weenies
on collision course
on collision course
The Mooch and The General
oil, meet water!
nut falls close to tree
nut falls close to tree
junior clueless as senior
polluted gene pool
twittering birdbrain
twittering birdbrain
Tweetledee and Trumpledumb
stubby fingers twitch
the name, Donald Trump
the name, ‘Donald Trump‘,
threee sickening syllables
my ears are tired
it’s all about me!
it‘s all about me!
I, I, I, I, I, I, I
ain‘t I the greatest?
bombs fall, polls go up
bombs fall, polls go up
anything to stroke ego
hair goes nuclear
bitter hiatus
[bitter hiatus
hairku now resurrected
bitterness remains]
predatory T***p
predatory T***p
grabs women ‘by the p***y‘
needs yank by ballots
fluorescent bluster
fluorescent bluster
know-it-all who knows nothing
groping and sniffing
orange man-baby
orange man-baby
expels loud, stinky tantrums
in need of a change
noisy Trumpkinhead
noisy Trumpkinhead
hollowed out shell of a man
empty on inside
behold The Donald
behold The Donald
empty suit made in China
florid hypocrite
Donald Trumponov
Donald Trumponov
orange man | Red connection
licking Putin‘s boots
believe me, says he
‘believe me,‘ says he
Don the Con is on a roll
smells like snake oil
bellowing T-rump
bellowing T-rump
too-small hands and too-small brain
asteroid needed
this joker’s no joke
this joker‘s no joke
not playing with a full deck
high time to trump Trump
empty calories
empty calories
McD.‘s golden combover
serves mental junk food
from across the pond
across ye olde pond,
for Brits, to ‘trump‘ is to fart
bloody perfect, mate!
flipping and flopping
flipping and flopping
orange fish out of water
his words are slimy
sad little Donnie
sad little Donnie
arrested development
sad little human
awkward acceptance
awkward acceptance
purple heart so undeserved
his own heart is black
conned at convention
conned at convention
lipstick on large orange pig
clueless red sheeple
ugly orange toad
ugly orange toad
belching wart-covered nonsense
doomed by climate change
trumptrumptrumptrumptrump
trumptrumptrumptrumptrump
loud drumbeat of ignorance
trumptrumptrumptrumptrump
beware the TrumPence
beware the TrumPence
two-headed, two pea-brained beast
brash blast from the past
bellowing T-rump
bellowing T-rump
feasts on fear and ignorance
shallow, thin-skinned beast
70 candles
70 candles
bright orange conflagration
age without wisdom
50 people dead
50 people dead
Tronald Dump pats self on back
it‘s all about him
trademark bluster gone
trademark bluster gone
orange balloon deflated
nothing but hot air
hey, Trumpty-Dumpty …
hey, Trumpty-Dumpty . . .
best mind your thin orange shell
big fall is coming
[one hand clapping]
Trump-a-doodle-doo
Trump-a-doodle-doo
crowing like a little cock
Trump-a-doodle-don‘t
louder and bigger
louder and bigger
look at all my shiny toys
Small Penis Syndrome
orange hair helmet
orange hair helmet
styling is beyond absurd
who is Trump’s barber?
barking and biting
barking and biting
ofttimes frothing at the hair
that‘s one sick puppy
Dunkin’ Donuts hues
Dunkin‘ Donuts hues
we do not run on Donald
time for some dumpin‘
forlorn Trumpunzel
forlorn Trumpunzel
trapped in comb-over castle
set tiny mind free
pink man wants White House
pink man wants White House
scrambling to sop up dark words
lipstick on a pig
medieval scheming
medieval scheming
please build a wall around him
Canada will help
double-chin quivers
double-chin quivers
as he backtracks and flip-flops
where is his forehead?
the humble hair-ku
the humble hair-ku
pithy; sophisticated
unlike its subject
Obama and Trump
Obama and Trump
cool blue yin and hot pink yang
water conquers flame
brash yet insecure
brash yet insecure
quivering mass of ego
tiny brain is sick
bull in China shop
bull in China shop
shattering the G.O.P.
plant by Democrats?
short stubby fingers
short stubby fingers
controlled by short stubby brain
with short stubby thoughts
this is not a joke
this is not a joke!
time to fire the loser!
Trump must not triumph!
tabby cat on head
tabby cat on head
looking for a litterbox?
it might have found one
[the sound of crickets]
[the sound of crickets]
wooden hand gestures
wooden hand gestures
noggin stuffed with cellulose
Trump is a blockhead
mocks the disabled
mocks the disabled
the King of Poor Decisions
beyond the Palin
where are his taxes?
where are his taxes?
shady doings under wraps?
un-real estate deals?
cascade of small words
cascade of small words
repeating small ideas
trés redumbdant
he needs a nickname
he needs a nickname
aptly cruel and childish
Dim Donnie, perhaps?
little Donnie T.
little Donnie T.
took his belly for a walk
left his brain at home
here, Donnie, Donnie
here, Donnie, Donnie
time for diplomacy class
. . . you ate your homework?
Trump is on Twitter
Trump is on Twitter
tweets with reckless abandon
perfect for birdbrain
misogynistic
misogynistic
and oh so narcissistic
loves only Donald
wee Trumpelstiltskin
wee Trumpelstiltskin
spinning tale after tall tale
pants and hair afire
clever, principled
clever, principled
giving, mature, humble, kind
. . . meet the anti-Trump
sick with Trumpitis
sick with Trumpitis
we need a trumpectomy
should be quarantined
[nobody home]
[nobody home]
head full o’ nothin’
head full o‘ nothin‘
well, maybe not all empty
hate rattling around
money begets more
money begets more
no fortune without Daddy
gag on silver spoon
his belly is big
his belly is big
but atrophied brain teeny
what else is too small?
little Donnie T.
little Donnie T.
little thoughts from little mind
silly little man
awkward hand motions
awkward hand motions
flail while spewing ignorance
small-minded bully
pink sow | orange cow
pink sow | orange cow
bellows like a big bovine
how ‘bout some Trump roast?
‘from her wherever’?
‘. . . from her wherever ‘?
calls bathroom break ‘disgusting‘?
bloody imbecile
infidelities
infidelities
peccadilloes in closet
time to shine a light
human parody
human parody
comical yet pitiful
neckties are too long
[runnin’ on empty]
[runnin‘ on empty]
Herr Trump or Hair Trump
Herr Trump or Hair Trump
or is it Herr Donald Drumpf?
bad hair on bad man
small hands | guppy lips
small hands | guppy lips
hand gestures of a monkey
what is this strange beast?
behold the pink one
behold the pink one
his presence is insulting
this is serious!
we will not be Trumped
we will not be Trumped
the time has come to get real
dump dumpy Donald!
sumo body mass
sumo body mass
might look better with man bun
has sushi for brains
naughty little boy
naughty little boy
in bloated big boy body
could use a timeout
[black hole]
[black hole]
dense and dishonest
dense and dishonest
greedy, self-absorbed, boorish
. . . Hair Trump‘s better points
Donnie is a brat
Donnie is a brat
as spoiled as last month‘s milk
strong women scare him
hair beyond absurd
hair beyond absurd
with Boehner-esque spray-on tan
is this guy for real?
failed ventures abound
failed ventures abound
mister chapter 11
morally bankrupt
10-year-old bully
10-year-old bully
trapped in fat, aging body
this is a joke, right?
Americans beware
Americans beware
orangutan on the loose
wearing dumpy suit
always gets his way
always gets his way
overstuffed by Daddykins
not this time, Trumpy
orange and pink clown
orange and pink clown
can‘t take him seriously
scary, not funny
odd orange | sickly pink
odd orange | sickly pink
like Dunkin‘ Donuts logo
donuts taste better
covered in his filth
covered in his filth
all ignorance, all the time
I need a shower
trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP
trumptrumptrumptrumpTRUMP
media spew every word
needs to be unplugged
oozing ignorance
oozing ignorance
sad excuse for a human
platform built on air
[one lonely little brain cell]
[one lonely little brain cell]
hands and lips flapping
hands and lips flapping
brash orange orangutan
sadly devolved beast
fat head, tiny brain
fat head, tiny brain
empty words from empty mind
his hair‘s on fire!
orange and pink greed
orange and pink greed
cloaked in insecurity
not presidential
name-calling tantrum
name-calling tantrum
vet press conference travesty
pseudo-hair aflame
dark id run amok
dark id run amok
orange and black emotions
so idiotic
at home in the mud
at home in the mud
coarse, bloated, reeking of waste
soon to be bacon
loud orange windbag
loud orange windbag
empty-headed and thin-skinned
nothing but hot air
Trump dump bump lump chump
Trump dump bump lump chump
dump that pink lump of a chump
so, what‘s in a name?
pink face, white-hot words
pink face, white-hot words
stirring a bubbling cauldron
someone will get burned
[out to lunch]
[out to lunch]
large orange planet
large orange planet
gravity attracts flotsam
very lost in space
Trumpity-trump-trump
Trumpity-trump-trump
kisses white underbelly
hey, a vote‘s a vote
Donald of Orange
Donald of Orange
seek out royal food taster
mishegas afoot
orange hair, pink face
orange hair, pink face
spewing forth tiny black words
we need a rainbow
orange roadkill head
orange roadkill head
tiny words from tiny brain
roadkill is very dead
fleshy pink balloon
fleshy pink balloon
bursting with bitter hot air
will we see him pop?
behold Trumpkinhead
behold Trumpkinhead
spectre of hatred and fear
Trumpkin pie? No, thanks.
butterscotch on head
butterscotch on head
gooey mess inside and out
empty calories
orange tsunami
orange tsunami
drowns us in ignorant waves
tide will soon recede
orange on outside
orange on outside
with shriveled soul black as pitch
do not be deceived
love, love, and more love
love, love, and more love
so deep, powerful, boundless
only for himself
orange pufferfish
orange pufferfish
blowing bubbles of darkness
who has a speargun?
he is very pink
he is very pink
quite inflamed; oh so puffy
allergic to truth?
[one hand clapping]